As far as recruiting goes, Bellychick will have name recognition, but he is as awkward socially as his dad in interviews. I don't see him being a recruiter at all. The mullet is his only redeeming quality. My cousin Vinnie, who played safety for Saban, appears to be the high energy, charismatic type that could be a recruiter. Maybe he can be the recruiter to SB's name and play calling experience.
You take one fact, with zero knowledge of any context, and think it is ironclad proof of your conclusion. It’s level one thinking. The world is a little more complicated.
Or it could mean he doesn’t want a Belichick and he wants his own guys in there.
NE defense has been top ten per DVOA each of the last three seasons (#6, #5, #9) so it’s not like Steve failed out as defensive play caller (patriots didn’t name an official dc) and the dude has three Super Bowl rings as a position coach. You think that doesn’t sell well in living rooms?
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover & @EsophagealFeces will wear only udub football helmets and then be naked and hold me across one another so I cover their slongs. I’ll wear a udub cheerleader outfit. Looks like we’ve got Jan figured out.
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As far as recruiting goes, Bellychick will have name recognition, but he is as awkward socially as his dad in interviews. I don't see him being a recruiter at all. The mullet is his only redeeming quality. My cousin Vinnie, who played safety for Saban, appears to be the high energy, charismatic type that could be a recruiter. Maybe he can be the recruiter to SB's name and play calling experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCzARs2Y_hk
Big hit, shit form. Hopefully he teaches the dwags how to wrap up properly.
Pretty good player. Played in the league for a few years. His dad corched with Saban forever. Hot wife too..
You’re dumb.
Sold! For obvious reasons.
They keep collecting coaches with hot wives we’re going to have to make a calendar.
And sell them to raise NIL money
You get an awesome for that one!
Could you imagine a calender of HCH wives? lol
That’s an hilarious idea though it’d be bad for the brand.
Wives?
Yup
Still right though
HCH boy toys...
You take one fact, with zero knowledge of any context, and think it is ironclad proof of your conclusion. It’s level one thinking. The world is a little more complicated.
Could just mean Mayo wanted a brother for DC.
Or it could mean he doesn’t want a Belichick and he wants his own guys in there.
NE defense has been top ten per DVOA each of the last three seasons (#6, #5, #9) so it’s not like Steve failed out as defensive play caller (patriots didn’t name an official dc) and the dude has three Super Bowl rings as a position coach. You think that doesn’t sell well in living rooms?
I’m in.
I’d recommend a pose like this.
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover & @EsophagealFeces will wear only udub football helmets and then be naked and hold me across one another so I cover their slongs. I’ll wear a udub cheerleader outfit. Looks like we’ve got Jan figured out.
Most confusing boner ever
So what's the mystical context eluding me then smartass?
I’d like to see a two dads calendar.
You and @Sobchak_Security would make for an excellent lawyer month page.