A thought I can't quite shake


A pizza is nothing more than a real time pie chart of how much pizza is remaining.
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Olives, onions, peppers, mushrooms, pineapple have no place on pizza.
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It also works on pies, and pie > cake.
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if we're bashing mushrooms on pizza, I'm out!
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I didn’t expect the worst hot take on here today to be about pizza, but here we are.
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Easily your worst take ever. This post better be looking like my signature line
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This is the palette of someone who still eats Kid Cuisines
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Don’t forget lunchables and Dino nuggies
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I can outcook 99 percent of you Cretins, pal.
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I excel at profiles in pizza courage.
Always cracks me up when everyone at a pizza party to look cool and request all the veggies, and yet boring old pepperoni always sells out first. -
are the culinary gloves coming off?
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if we’re bashing mushrooms, I’m out!
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I stand with yella
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The Halfbrain father gets it.
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I’m not suggesting all those toppings go on a pizza at the same time and I will always throw down pepperoni as my base topping but mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, kalamata olives all take pizza to a higher level.
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deep thoughts
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Culinary gloves are the only thing I'm this thread that don't belong on pizza.
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margherita. the thinking man’s pizza.
In my rare unsophisticated moments, pineapple has a home on my pie. Pizza Pete’s Pizza in Aberdeen, closed around 1983. Best Hawaiian I’ve had to date.Had Papa Murphy’s last night. Not good.
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I like to pair a salami/pepperoni/olive/pineapple pizza with an Orange/Tangerine IPA. I do that.
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less is more with pizza, hence the simple awesomeness of the margherita pie.
Olives are amazing in gin martinis and as anti pasta. They are gross on pizza.
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You eat plain fucking dough? Doesn't surprise me AT ALL.
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Supreme pizzas are the best pizzas
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when I find a good pizza place I have them do chicken, bacon, and olive with a thin layer of bbq sauce under the cheese. Then a bbq swirl around the top after it’s been cooked. IWILTD.
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Fungus, a fucking heterotroph, eats other beings. Might as well put a wolf on your pie.
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Pizza Pete in West Seattle sponsored either one of my brothers or one of my soccer teams as a kid.
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quite possibly the worst take on this board, ever
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You a fuckin communist?🤔
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I can do black olives and pineapple. But rather not include onions, peppers or mushrooms.
So I stand with 60% of yella. (Maths are hard.) -
agree on pineapple. GTFO of fruit on my ‘za
Can go either way on peppers. It doesn’t piss me off to pick them off.Onions, mushrooms and black (not green) olives are fine. Just like Shakeys did it back in the 60’s and early 70’s