Sark and His Highly Publicized Injury Mitigation Plan

Meek

what was that shit he said last week about saving all the kids' mcl's and acl's and ligaments and smooth hips and shit?

Oh and this happened today (no citrusian imagery)

MisterEm

IVAN IVAN IVAN.

chrisvashon

The sark template is now in place.

Can't expect him to win more than seven games with all of these injuries.

And just look at how good Washington is. That's Pete winning with Sark's players.

HuskyJW

Ivan Lewis strikes again!

PurpleJ

You assholes can thank IVAN for the recent Superbowl win. He got a hold of them and laid the groundwork.

blog.seattlepi.com/football/2011/06/03/seahawks-get-big-assist-from-uw-strength-coach-ivan-lewis/

HeretoBeatmyChest

This is the 2nd USC kid with a season ending injury?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Yes, Kenny Bigelow also out for the year with ACL I believe. Bigelow was expected to play a lot this year, same with Ruffin.

whatshouldicareabout

For those who don't know what Meek is referencing, here's the article:

http://www.insidesocal.com/usc/2014/07/26/sarkisian-wants-to-limit-major-injuries/

Pretty much Sark saying how good he is at preventing season-ending injuries because of sports science and recovery and we only had one last year (Kasen Williams against Cal). And... well, yeah, 7 days into fall camp and there's a back-up NT and starting LB already out.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Yes, Kenny Bigelow also out for the year with ACL I believe. Bigelow was expected to play a lot this year, same with Ruffin.

Bigelow was their 2nd-string NT, so he figured to play a lot since the NT rotates frequently. And their 1st-string NT (Woods) is out for a few weeks with a dislocated elbow, too, so that's just dandy.

Edit:

Hilarious article. And by hilarious, I mean the Troojans in the comments section:

http://www.insidesocal.com/usc/2014/08/11/update-the-injury-count/