Bama CBs announced entering portal today

Homebrew_Dawg

Antonio Kite and Dezz Ricks, as reported by On3

They know Dutch's defenses suck.

creepycoug

There should be a website following the Alabama Portal Olympics. Who will win?

EsophagealFeces

Their position coach left for Georgia and their new head coach doesn’t give a shit about defense. Can’t blame them.

DoogerMcFarland

https://twitter.com/mzenitz/status/1746366847778275748?s=46&t=RQ2P0ANBOY9VyeAvcnb0eg

I like to think they all heard his “Give me a chance” bullshit and decided that was enough to solidify that they don’t want to play for him.

bigcc

As much as it makes me sick to my stomach to say I'd rather Muhammad go to Alabama than Oregon

dirtysouwfdawg

bigcc said:

As much as it makes me sick to my stomach to say I'd rather Muhammad go to Alabama than Oregon

Bitch is going to whoregon.

DoogerMcFarland

bigcc said:

As much as it makes me sick to my stomach to say I'd rather Muhammad go to Alabama than Oregon

Holding out hope he joins his cousin or whatever at Texas.

Mad_Son

DoogerMcFarland said:

bigcc said:

As much as it makes me sick to my stomach to say I'd rather Muhammad go to Alabama than Oregon

Holding out hope he joins his cousin or whatever at Texas.

UW

dtd

Can't imagine it's not Texas. His highschool is like 3 hours north of UT.

YellowSnow

Please don’t refer to DeBoer as “Dutch”. Rather he is “The Dutchman”.

“Dutch” was Reagan’s nickname and we can’t besmirch that legacy.

bigcc

YellowSnow said:

Please don’t refer to DeBoer as “Dutch”. Rather he is “The Dutchman”.

“Dutch” was Reagan’s nickname and we can’t besmirch that legacy.

Not much to besmirch besides the retard strength to survive a poor shot

TTJ

YellowSnow said:

Please don’t refer to DeBoer as “Dutch”. Rather he is “The Dutchman”.

“Dutch” was Reagan’s nickname and we can’t besmirch that legacy.

46XiJCAB

Shocking that not only can’t 90-11 recruit, he can’t convince guys to stay either.

3 years at Bama.

4 tops.

Billy Bob Joe and Uncle Bucky Mac will eat him alive on Finebaum.