Impact of the Loss of Marcus Farria by EktardFS

Tequilla

Starts with a subtle jab at Petersen for not being forthcoming on the reasons for dismissal ...

Then says that he's a NFL caliber player that hopefully gets another shot ... but he better learn to play by the rules (rules that may or may not have been fair by Petersen if you read the jab) ...

Says Farria wasn't that big and was potentially buried on the depth chart as it was so it might not be a big loss unless it ends up being a big loss ...

Then looks at the future of the position by going TBS while ignoring Jaylen Johnson and any of his look-a-likes from last seasons class that haven't even practiced yet as if they aren't in the discussion ...

I'd say that it's a piss poor article ... but it's par for the course from Ektard who would be better served teaching HS kids how to write words into their papers to satisfy word/length requirements without changing what they are (or really aren't) saying in the article to begin with.

Swaye

But how is Ektard bad at analysis?

Tequilla

How about by writing about a DT commit, then talking about how it impacts where Petersen may go TBS in the future, and then turns and talks about DEs?

Both start with D's?

Swaye

Are you knew here?

CuntWaffle

I like to say someone who hasn't taken a D1 snap is a NFL caliber player, I do that.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

CuntWaffle said:

I like to say someone who hasn't taken a D1 snap is a NFL caliber player, I do that.

Ektard and Kim go to practices and talk to coaches so they know stuff and shit.

HeretoBeatmyChest

CuntWaffle said:

I like to say someone who hasn't taken a D1 snap is a NFL caliber player, I do that.

He said he "NFL caliber" not NFL player. Stop twisting and learn the difference.

puppylove_sugarsteel

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

CuntWaffle said:

I like to say someone who hasn't taken a D1 snap is a NFL caliber player, I do that.

Ektard and Kim go to practices and talk to coaches so they know stuff and shit.

They don't even watch practice. They just bellyache about Sark with the rest of the high school - paper journalists covering UW these days. Back in the day they'd sit behind Condotta, copy his notes and record his voice - recorder entries. They couldn't watch practice and decipher what was actually happening , hence what to write about on dawgman practice reports. Of course Dave then asked me to decipher what was happening because I watched and understood practice. Kim just plagiarized. He'd walk up to Bobby and say..."so what do you think"

EsophagealFeces

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

CuntWaffle said:

I like to say someone who hasn't taken a D1 snap is a NFL caliber player, I do that.

Ektard and Kim go to practices and talk to coaches so they know stuff and shit.

They don't even watch practice. They just bellyache about Sark with the rest of the high school - paper journalists covering UW these days. Back in the day they'd sit behind Condotta, copy his notes and record his voice - recorder entries. They couldn't watch practice and decipher what was actually happening , hence what to write about on dawgman practice reports. Of course Dave then asked me to decipher what was happening because I watched and understood practice. Kim just plagiarized. He'd walk up to Bobby and say..."so what do you think"

It sounds like you're accusing Kim of being a fucko who plagiarism your shit. Did I read that correctly?

bananasnblondes

Swaye said:

But how is Ektard bad at analysis?

His belly blocks his dick from getting in and his ass fat blocks other dicks from getting in

HTH