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PostGameOrangeSlices

Stick a tampon in your vag (or up your Cockus, timer) and join the forum again. You have great insights into the Husky Football program (usually) and there is no reason you shouldn't contribute.

And if your dad really does have cancer, I think all of us here genuinely wish both of you the very best.

UWerentThereMan

I'm having a grey goose

oregonblitzkrieg

He's probably worried that PLSS will bend him over and ram a throbbing boner up his discipline hole.

SpoonieLuv

UWerentThereMan said:

I'm having a grey goose

I'm having a bottle of NyQuil in the bathroom with my Enya ringtone playing repeatedly on my flip phone.

TierbsHsotBoobs

SpoonieLuv said:

UWerentThereMan said:

I'm having a grey goose

I'm having a bottle of NyQuil in the bathroom with my Enya ringtone playing repeatedly on my flip phone.

Does your NyQuil drink like a cab?

PurpleJ

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Stick a tampon in your vag (or up your Cockus, timer) and join the forum again. You have great insights into the Husky Football program (usually) and there is no reason you shouldn't contribute.

And if your dad really does have cancer, I think all of us here genuinely wish both of you the very best.

Disagree.

SpoonieLuv

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

SpoonieLuv said:

UWerentThereMan said:

I'm having a grey goose

I'm having a bottle of NyQuil in the bathroom with my Enya ringtone playing repeatedly on my flip phone.

Does your NyQuil drink like a cab?

Found a sweet cab shirt that wears like a merlot

doogsinparadise

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A red wine that drinks like a stab.

whatshouldicareabout

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

doogsinparadise

I've only had red and it mainly tasted like depression and rubbing alcohol.

dnc

whatshouldicareabout said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

Orange is a fruit, not just a color, so that shouldn't be hard to fathom.

Red, got me there. Though I do know what purple tastes like.

DeepSeaZ

dnc said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

Orange is a fruit, not just a color, so that shouldn't be hard to fathom.

Red, got me there. Though I do know what purple tastes like.

I know you are being ironic but orange is also a color.

dnc

DeepSeaZ said:

dnc said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

Orange is a fruit, not just a color, so that shouldn't be hard to fathom.

Red, got me there. Though I do know what purple tastes like.

I know you are being ironic but orange is also a color.

Hence "not JUST a color"

allpurpleallgold

dnc said:

DeepSeaZ said:

dnc said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

Orange is a fruit, not just a color, so that shouldn't be hard to fathom.

Red, got me there. Though I do know what purple tastes like.

I know you are being ironic but orange is also a color.

Hence "not JUST a color"

Oh he got you there, DNC.

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

Fortified flavored wine that drinks like a malt liquor? Yes, please.

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

Fortified flavored wine that drinks like a malt liquor? Yes, please.

More like a fortified wine that might lead to a citrus party!

bumwine.com/cisco.html
bumwine.com/compare.html

".....Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum. "

"....A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover. "

CuntWaffle

Boobs will relay the message after he makes Cockus some popcorn for their but to the butt until the wee hours of the morn session... While watching softball on the PAC 12 network.

puppylove_sugarsteel

That's "nut to butt" cuntwaffle. Bad enough you butchered my word for your handle, now your fucking up my material.

IrishDawg22

Southerndawg said:

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

Fortified flavored wine that drinks like a malt liquor? Yes, please.

More like a fortified wine that might lead to a citrus party!

bumwine.com/cisco.html
bumwine.com/compare.html

".....Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum. "

"....A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover. "

Fortified wine superiority guy.

DerekJohnson

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

That's "nut to butt" cuntwaffle. Bad enough you butchered my word for your handle, now your fucking up my material.

•you're

MisterEm

dnc said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

doogsinparadise said:

u

A red wine that drinks like a stab.

I can imagine the flavors for Strawberry, Black Cherry and Blue Raspberry, but what the fuck do Red and Orange taste like?

String?