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Which hipster chick singer would you want to spend a week with (and fuck if you get lucky)

oregonblitzkrieg
oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
edited July 2014 in Tug Tavern
Lana Del Rey

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Lourde

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Iggy Azalea

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Demi Lovato

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Adele

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Taylor Swift

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I like to get buttrammed by a pride of faggots

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o said:

Which hipster chick singer would you want to spend a week with (and fuck if you get lucky) 18 votes

Lana Del Rey
27%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverRoadDawg55oregonblitzkrieghaieWilburHooksHands 5 votes
Lourde
0%
Iggy Azalea
22%
TierbsHsotBoobsFire_Marshall_BillSwayepriapism 4 votes
Demi Lovato
27%
DerekJohnsonDick_Bmobeyvadawgpawz 5 votes
Adele
0%
Taylor Swift
5%
DeepSeaZ 1 vote
I like to get buttrammed by a pride of faggots
16%
Mad_SonPurpleJallpurpleallgold 3 votes
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Comments

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Iggy Azalea
    I believe we have changed pride of faggots to pride of faggles.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    TheGlove said:

    I don't you have a clue what hipster means.

    Someone had to say it.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    dnc said:

    TheGlove said:

    I don't you have a clue what hipster means.

    Someone had to say it.
    4:47 AM
    on ipad
    on the shitter.

    my version of 90 mph, hookers, blow
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Aside from some management & embezzlement scheme, a sweaty sack roll is the ONLY reason to spend a week with any of these harpies. I enjoy Lana Del Ray's tunes (75k) yet I'm convinced she is in the top 10 most annoying people on earth. Invalid pole, doesn't even deserve Reno.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Ha, who am I kidding, JR is omnipresent.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Iggy Azalea
    Grundle nailed (LOl) it. I wouldn't want to spend a week with any of these whores. I would just like to raw dog them and then leave.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,436 Founders Club
    Demi Lovato
    Picking Lorde will get you 20
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    This pole sucks ass.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,609 Standard Supporter
    Iggy Azalea
    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Lana Del Rey
    TheGlove said:

    I don't you have a clue what hipster means.

    Can you get any more hipster than Lorde?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Lana Del Rey

    I enjoy Lana Del Ray's tunes (75k) yet I'm convinced she is in the top 10 most annoying people on earth.

    There's nothing 75K about appreciating her music. That song is beautiful and haunting and it makes her hot, even if she doesn't have supermodel looks.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Lana Del Rey
    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    Translation: If you do it, take a photo of the mess afterwards. I need more preverse pics so I can spam other poasters' inboxes.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I like to get buttrammed by a pride of faggots

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    Translation: If you do it, take a photo of the mess afterwards. I need more preverse pics so I can spam other poasters' inboxes.
    No way dude. T-Swift is a beautiful person inside and out, and I would protect her honor with my life.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    Translation: If you do it, take a photo of the mess afterwards. I need more preverse pics so I can spam other poasters' inboxes.
    ???
    whoooosh?
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,609 Standard Supporter
    Iggy Azalea
    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
  • OZONE
    OZONE Member Posts: 2,510
    I refuse to vote until you post nudes.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited July 2014
    Lana Del Rey
    OZONE said:

    I refuse to vote until you post nudes.

    It's hard enough to find professional pics of these girls that show good boob and ass shots through the clothing. Good luck trying to find nudes.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I like to get buttrammed by a pride of faggots

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
    I knew you wouldn't do it sober. Pussy.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited July 2014
    Iggy Azalea

    OZONE said:

    I refuse to vote until you post nudes.

    It's hard enough to find professional pics of these girls that show good boob and ass shots through the clothing. Good luck trying to find nudes.
    This sounds like a mission for Sven.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    AZDuck said:

    Adele is fat

    brb,jo
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    Lana Del Rey
    My answer would be whichever one wanted to do a lot of drugs. Maybe we could do the 8 ball, half gallon challenge that was talked about on the board many months ago. That would be fun. Except for Lorde and Adele. They can DIAFF.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,609 Standard Supporter
    Iggy Azalea
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
    I knew you wouldn't do it sober. Pussy.
    More tough talk from behind the basement keyboard
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I like to get buttrammed by a pride of faggots

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
    I knew you wouldn't do it sober. Pussy.
    More tough talk from behind the basement keyboard
    I might show you some respect if you didn't take things so seriously, ya fuckin boofer.

    GTHUALTDBRLATI.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,609 Standard Supporter
    Iggy Azalea
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
    I knew you wouldn't do it sober. Pussy.
    More tough talk from behind the basement keyboard
    I might show you some respect if you didn't take things so seriously, ya fuckin boofer.

    GTHUALTDBRLATI.
    says the goober who goes out of his way to annoy people and posts 50 x a day lately

    Leave the basement and take a walk outside for some perspective Jr. Maybe go interact with actual human beings. It's scary, but it'll do you some good. Since the sun is probably out there this time of year, have mommy apply some sunscreen.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2014

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I'd like to push Taylor Swift off a stage. Or a cliff.

    That is some dark shit, dude. The fact that some posters are rallying around you is even more disturbing. You have me contemplating if I even want to poast here anymore.
    I know you're being sarcastic and probably repeating someone else's line, but I wouldn't really push her off a cliff. I would probably throw beer bottles her way and call her a no talent cunt after a few though.
    I knew you wouldn't do it sober. Pussy.
    More tough talk from behind the basement keyboard
    I might show you some respect if you didn't take things so seriously, ya fuckin boofer.

    GTHUALTDBRLATI.
    says the goober who goes out of his way to annoy people and posts 50 x a day lately

    Leave the basement and take a walk outside for some perspective Jr. Maybe go interact with actual human beings. It's scary, but it'll do you some good. Since the sun is probably out there this time of year, have mommy apply some sunscreen.
    I've seen that movie, that's some dark shit, dude.

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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Lana Del Rey
    AZDuck said:

    Adele is fat

    That's why I only posted her face. But I thought some posters might like a woman with more meat on her body.