which one of you half brains lives in West Seattle and hates spiders?

BennyBeaver

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Man-tries-to-kill-spider-with-spray-paint-and-lighter-burns-down-house-267285431.html?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=twitter

CuntWaffle

I didn't know there were people who actually liked spiders?

topdawgnc

These guys are a blast from the past!

MikeDamone

PurpleJ

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom get out in time?

PurpleJ

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom get out in time?

Yeah. She was lucky not to be in the basement with us at the time.

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom 2 dads get out in time?

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom get out in time?

Yeah, but a metric fuckload of Cheetos went up in the inferno.

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom get out in time?

Yeah, but a metric fuckload of Cheetos went up in the inferno.

My hot pockets, too. Let's not use the metallic paint next time.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Me and Swaye were just hanging out, huffing some Krylon. We were only trying to share with the spider, but things escalated and the spider started hogging the stash. So, we burnt the motherfucker down. Swaye fled the scene and I got booked for narcotics possession and arson. Case closed.

Did your mom get out in time?

Yeah, but a metric fuckload of Cheetos went up in the inferno.

My hot pockets, too. Let's not use the metallic paint next time.

To be fair, they were only room temperature pockets until the catastrophic conflagration.

unfrozencaveman

RIP Boris the Spider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU

AZDuck

Awesome'd for what appears to be a pair of Schlitz sippy cups