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You are not serious people…

MikeSeaverMikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,285
I’m always right. I’ve always been right. When they brought this joker into the future ash pit that is Eugene, Oregon, I feared for the lack of an adult in the room and expressed so here to an audience that has yet to fully understand my agnostic approach to the greatest American game. Hoo boy, these rec center counter jockeys don’t even have an older brother in the garage to remind them their music sucks every chance he gets.

Goofs don’t win. Ever. The closest we’ve come is Ryan Day but I suspect the latest American fad of Autism is at play there. If we’ve learned anything since we turned the page from from tit filled films and young men shoulder tapping for beer in an Albertsons parking lot of the 1900’s to the 2000’s, it’s that Autism now rules the world. Lucky break for the Buckeyes.

Never forget the hubris in the losses to the hapless Bow Downs at HOME nor the utter collapse in that half filled mouse trap in Corvallis. A conference title game on the line for a chance to play is the last, true granddaddy before the whole ship deep throats an iceberg with its ass out. He let it float away without even a hint of the anger that Urban Meyer would show if one of his cocktails ventured below the half way mark.

He possesses the worst trait you can find in a college football coach. He does not hate losing. This author likes his coaches suicidal. It’s the American way.

The Scodux news networks would have you believe a lack of evidence can only equal success. I only believes in my eyes and history. I have no delusions of defensive grandeur simply because they’ve turned the roster over. Sweet Jesus God, roster turnover IS college football. Might as well roll a pair of dice for your life. Might as well not even play the games.

We are in for it this season, readers. The sixth best staff in the conference is never going to be good enough to hang in the reborn and dying Conference of Champions.

Clowns hire clowns and Oregon has hired four in a row since our own autist changed the game of college football.

I’ve seen enough.

Remember, the yellow line you’re seeing on your screen is not the official first down marker and there has to be indisputable visual evidence that the call on the field was wrong before they can overturn this. It’s seems like a lot of you forget that.

Let’s get this over with.

Mike

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Comments

  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,059 Founders Club
    Mike Seaver "gets it"
  • flatusflatus Member Posts: 1,150
    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,804 Founders Club
    Mike saves the board

    I sense a meltdown coming in the force
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,008 Swaye's Wigwam
    flatus said:

    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.

    You thought that was impressive?

    lol
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    I’d be remiss if I don’t acknowledge the pure entertainment value the author brings.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,008 Swaye's Wigwam
    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    46XiJCAB said:

    I’d be remiss if I don’t acknowledge the pure entertainment value the author brings.

    Speaking of unserious people..
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    46XiJCAB said:

    I’d be remiss if I don’t acknowledge the pure entertainment value the author brings.

    Speaking of unserious people..
    I was right.

    Again.

    Fucktard.
  • MikeSeaverMikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,285
    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    Shoelaces.
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    Shoelaces.
    So are you gonna admit you jumped the gun last year on the run game or not?

  • MikeSeaverMikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,285
    46XiJCAB said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    Shoelaces.
    So are you gonna admit you jumped the gun last year on the run game or not?

    No.
  • flatusflatus Member Posts: 1,150
    haie said:

    flatus said:

    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.

    You thought that was impressive?

    lol
    {{{whooooooooshhhh}}}
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    edited September 2023
    So the first two sentences in your observation should be taken for what they’re worth.

    I’m good with that.

    We shall see whether or not you’re “right” again.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,804 Founders Club

    Mike saves the board

    I sense a meltdown coming in the force

    Bump
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    I enjoy broken records.

    They prove my point…..skip…. skip……skip…..skip
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,008 Swaye's Wigwam
    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    46XiJCAB said:

    I’d be remiss if I don’t acknowledge the pure entertainment value the author brings.

    Speaking of unserious people..
    I was right.

    Again.

    Fucktard.
    Right about what?

    Mike is funny.

    You're just a boring, pressing fag, like so many.
  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,008 Swaye's Wigwam
    flatus said:

    haie said:

    flatus said:

    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.

    You thought that was impressive?

    lol
    {{{whooooooooshhhh}}}
    MarkHelfrichNo..no...no.gif
  • flatusflatus Member Posts: 1,150
    haie said:

    flatus said:

    haie said:

    flatus said:

    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.

    You thought that was impressive?

    lol
    {{{whooooooooshhhh}}}
    MarkHelfrichNo..no...no.gif
    {{{whoooooshhhh x 2}}}
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    This same author lost his shit last year when the Rookie didn’t work hard enough to keep T. Dye from leaving town.

    Who was going to run the ball!

    I told the author he was overreacting. Ducks would be fine in the RB dept. They had a plan and brought in two studs.

    I was right.

    Water is wet.


    46XiJCAB said:

    I’d be remiss if I don’t acknowledge the pure entertainment value the author brings.

    Speaking of unserious people..
    I was right.

    Again.

    Fucktard.
    Right about what?

    Mike is funny.

    You're just a boring, pressing fag, like so many.
    Okay!

    Faggy.
  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    flatus said:

    haie said:

    flatus said:

    haie said:

    flatus said:

    Yeah but he beat Kyle Whittingham at his own game with a paraplegic QB.

    People forget that.

    You thought that was impressive?

    lol
    {{{whooooooooshhhh}}}
    MarkHelfrichNo..no...no.gif
    {{{whoooooshhhh x 2}}}
    Haie is a functioning retard. Barely.
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