Local senior citizen maintains status as "Ladies Man"

Geevis_and_Butthead

Ken Griswold of Renton turned 65 last month, but his "love life" shows no signs of slowing down despite a significant weight gain that makes him prone to toppling over

"insert football knocks over fat midget photographer ha ha GIF here"

ntxduck

“Special guest” is going to enter the lexicon of this place with a swiftness

NorwegianHusky

ntxduck said:

“Special guest” is going to enter the lexicon of this place with a swiftness

Notice that he didn't say "special guest" but '"special" guest'. Makes it sound like his dating pool has extended to the short bus.

UWhuskytskeet

She requires more than one seat.

PostGameOrangeSlices

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

Fenderbender123

UWhuskytskeet said:

She requires more than one seat.

And that's with Kim only taking up 1/2 a seat

Joey

I guess he’s given up on dating Jen at this point

huskyhooligan

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

LawDawg1

Jerry Neuhesel?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

UWhuskytskeet said:

She requires more than one seat.

His “special” guest is Fetters who takes up more than one seat. Take a look at my profile pic if you don’t believe me.

Doog_de_Jour

huskyhooligan said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

This is the guy who tries to flirt with woman at Starbucks by buying them a banana

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

Go for the Edible Arrangement. Shows you’re classy.

USMChawk

It’s probably for his cardiologist.