USA Today Top 25 coaches poll

46XiJCAB

#11 uw- too high
#15 OREGON- too low

#14 Utah- LOL

RaceBannon

Will 46 get over last year before this year?

BleachedAnusDawg

Oregon 2023 schedule:

Portland State - L; Ducks overlook the Vikings before the big OOC trip to Lubbock. Duck fans say Lannbo just needs more time to get his awesome 2063 recruiting class in there.

@Texas Tech - L; hung over from Portland State loss and the altitude in Lubbock. Mahomes drops 600 yards and 8 td's on the Ducks secondary which was exposed by Penix last year.

Hawaii - L; the pressure of opening the year 0 - 2 gets to Lannbo who, in a panic, implements the option offense as a last gasp effort at keeping the Duck D off the field. Nix breaks his leg in the first quarter.

Colorado - L; Coach Prime was swag before Nike U was a thought in Uncle Phil's mind. Using Coach Fats' game plan from 2022, Lil' Prime throws for 500 yards and the Ducks fall to 0 - 4.

@Stanford - L; one of the remaining four loser schools takes out their revenge on the Ducks on the Farm.

@UW - L; Mighty Penix rises to the occasion once again by throwing a 70 yard touchdown with 5 seconds left to beat Oregon by 3, yet again.

WSU - W; in the battle of Owens, Coug blow late lead (shocker) on their way to a winless year which ends in a 140 to 0 loss in the Apple Cup.

@Utah - L; Oregon always loses to Utah. Lannbo is fired on the tarmac at SLC after the game.

Cal - L; Wilcox, licking his chops at the chance to continue the Owen season for the Ducks, gets revenge on his alma mater. He resigns after the game to become DC for Sark in Texas, who has just fired Kwat in a bid to keep his job for one more year.

USC - L; Troj does not respect you.

@ASU - L; Dilly the Nix Whisperer inserts the plunger early and often. Ducks lose 77 - 3.

OSU - L; Babushka is your daddy. Nuff said on that. Beavs tear down the Autzen goal posts and carry them back to Corvallis to save on Reser Stadium construction costs due to impending 90% drop in tv revenue.

46XiJCAB

RaceBannon said:

Will 46 get over last year before this year?

I’ve got pics!

46XiJCAB

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Oregon 2023 schedule:

Portland State - L; Ducks overlook the Vikings before the big OOC trip to Lubbock. Duck fans say Lannbo just needs more time to get his awesome 2063 recruiting class in there.

@Texas Tech - L; hung over from Portland State loss and the altitude in Lubbock. Mahomes drops 600 yards and 8 td's on the Ducks secondary which was exposed by Penix last year.

Hawaii - L; the pressure of opening the year 0 - 2 gets to Lannbo who, in a panic, implements the option offense as a last gasp effort at keeping the Duck D off the field. Nix breaks his leg in the first quarter.

Colorado - L; Coach Prime was swag before Nike U was a thought in Uncle Phil's mind. Using Coach Fats' game plan from 2022, Lil' Prime throws for 500 yards and the Ducks fall to 0 - 4.

@Stanford - L; one of the remaining four loser schools takes out their revenge on the Ducks on the Farm.

@UW - L; Mighty Penix rises to the occasion once again by throwing a 70 yard touchdown with 5 seconds left to beat Oregon by 3, yet again.

WSU - W; in the battle of Owens, Coug blow late lead (shocker) on their way to a winless year which ends in a 140 to 0 loss in the Apple Cup.

@Utah - L; Oregon always loses to Utah. Lannbo is fired on the tarmac at SLC after the game.

Cal - L; Wilcox, licking his chops at the chance to continue the Owen season for the Ducks, gets revenge on his alma mater. He resigns after the game to become DC for Sark in Texas, who has just fired Kwat in a bid to keep his job for one more year.

USC - L; Troj does not respect you.

@ASU - L; Dilly the Nix Whisperer inserts the plunger early and often. Ducks lose 77 - 3.

OSU - L; Babushka is your daddy. Nuff said on that. Beavs tear down the Autzen goal posts and carry them back to Corvallis to save on Reser Stadium construction costs due to impending 90% drop in tv revenue.

The effort alone deserves a chin!

Blueduck

I'll just say this... with all the doog chest pounding here,
UW had better 50burger the smurfs week one at home and you better not lose or the BIG is gonna cancel your membership and invite the little sisters of the poor to replace you.

46XiJCAB

I’ve got uw with 4 losses

MSU- Revenge and uw will be overconfident at 2-0.

Arizona-Looking ahead to Oregon.

Oregon-Hangover from AZ loss and recent history says uw loses to Oregon at home when it counts most. AZ beats uw twice.

USC-uw can’t play in nice weather and CW’s purple and gold nail job WILL discombobulate that uw “D” for many TD’s.

Utah could be #5 but to avoid a disastrous season uw pulls it out with a FG as time expires.

Blueduck

46XiJCAB said:

I’ve got uw with 4 losses

MSU- Revenge and uw will be overconfident at 2-0.

Arizona-Looking ahead to Oregon.

Oregon-Hangover from AZ loss and recent history says uw loses to Oregon at home when it counts most. AZ beats uw twice.

USC-uw can’t play in nice weather and CW’s purple and gold nail job WILL discombobulate that uw “D” for many TD’s.

Utah could be #5 but to avoid a disastrous season uw pulls it out with a FG as time expires.

If, if, the Utes can beat UF week one and Baylor on the road, I think everyone should start being worried. (Hello USC)
If Cameron Rising stays healthy that kid is dangerous and doesn't know quit.

RaceBannon

Great hot DAWGS talk as always

thechatch

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Oregon 2023 schedule:

Portland State - L; Ducks overlook the Vikings before the big OOC trip to Lubbock. Duck fans say Lannbo just needs more time to get his awesome 2063 recruiting class in there.

@Texas Tech - L; hung over from Portland State loss and the altitude in Lubbock. Mahomes drops 600 yards and 8 td's on the Ducks secondary which was exposed by Penix last year.

Hawaii - L; the pressure of opening the year 0 - 2 gets to Lannbo who, in a panic, implements the option offense as a last gasp effort at keeping the Duck D off the field. Nix breaks his leg in the first quarter.

Colorado - L; Coach Prime was swag before Nike U was a thought in Uncle Phil's mind. Using Coach Fats' game plan from 2022, Lil' Prime throws for 500 yards and the Ducks fall to 0 - 4.

@Stanford - L; one of the remaining four loser schools takes out their revenge on the Ducks on the Farm.

@UW - L; Mighty Penix rises to the occasion once again by throwing a 70 yard touchdown with 5 seconds left to beat Oregon by 3, yet again.

WSU - W; in the battle of Owens, Coug blow late lead (shocker) on their way to a winless year which ends in a 140 to 0 loss in the Apple Cup.

@Utah - L; Oregon always loses to Utah. Lannbo is fired on the tarmac at SLC after the game.

Cal - L; Wilcox, licking his chops at the chance to continue the Owen season for the Ducks, gets revenge on his alma mater. He resigns after the game to become DC for Sark in Texas, who has just fired Kwat in a bid to keep his job for one more year.

USC - L; Troj does not respect you.

@ASU - L; Dilly the Nix Whisperer inserts the plunger early and often. Ducks lose 77 - 3.

OSU - L; Babushka is your daddy. Nuff said on that. Beavs tear down the Autzen goal posts and carry them back to Corvallis to save on Reser Stadium construction costs due to impending 90% drop in tv revenue.

You spent time on this fanfic.

Buddy…..

BleachedAnusDawg

thechatch said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Oregon 2023 schedule:

Portland State - L; Ducks overlook the Vikings before the big OOC trip to Lubbock. Duck fans say Lannbo just needs more time to get his awesome 2063 recruiting class in there.

@Texas Tech - L; hung over from Portland State loss and the altitude in Lubbock. Mahomes drops 600 yards and 8 td's on the Ducks secondary which was exposed by Penix last year.

Hawaii - L; the pressure of opening the year 0 - 2 gets to Lannbo who, in a panic, implements the option offense as a last gasp effort at keeping the Duck D off the field. Nix breaks his leg in the first quarter.

Colorado - L; Coach Prime was swag before Nike U was a thought in Uncle Phil's mind. Using Coach Fats' game plan from 2022, Lil' Prime throws for 500 yards and the Ducks fall to 0 - 4.

@Stanford - L; one of the remaining four loser schools takes out their revenge on the Ducks on the Farm.

@UW - L; Mighty Penix rises to the occasion once again by throwing a 70 yard touchdown with 5 seconds left to beat Oregon by 3, yet again.

WSU - W; in the battle of Owens, Coug blow late lead (shocker) on their way to a winless year which ends in a 140 to 0 loss in the Apple Cup.

@Utah - L; Oregon always loses to Utah. Lannbo is fired on the tarmac at SLC after the game.

Cal - L; Wilcox, licking his chops at the chance to continue the Owen season for the Ducks, gets revenge on his alma mater. He resigns after the game to become DC for Sark in Texas, who has just fired Kwat in a bid to keep his job for one more year.

USC - L; Troj does not respect you.

@ASU - L; Dilly the Nix Whisperer inserts the plunger early and often. Ducks lose 77 - 3.

OSU - L; Babushka is your daddy. Nuff said on that. Beavs tear down the Autzen goal posts and carry them back to Corvallis to save on Reser Stadium construction costs due to impending 90% drop in tv revenue.

You spent time on this fanfic.

Buddy…..

It took all of 5 minutes. Superior UW academis, buddy.

46XiJCAB

Oregon is going to torture uw on the ground this year. Penix will have a nice view from the bench.

haie

46XiJCAB said:

RaceBannon said:

Will 46 get over last year before this year?

I’ve got pics!

Of what, exactly?

You raging at your 15yo 480p Costco TV while you watch "your" team get skull fucked by Fats and Michael Penix?

46XiJCAB

haie said:

46XiJCAB said:

RaceBannon said:

Will 46 get over last year before this year?

I’ve got pics!

Of what, exactly?

You raging at your 15yo 480p Costco TV while you watch "your" team get skull fucked by Fats and Michael Penix?

haie said:

46XiJCAB said:

RaceBannon said:

Will 46 get over last year before this year?

I’ve got pics!

Of what, exactly?

You raging at your 15yo 480p Costco TV while you watch "your" team get skull fucked by Fats and Michael Penix?

Cool story.

Faggot.

Sources

46XiJCAB said:

Oregon is going to torture uw on the ground this year. Penix will have a nice view from the bench.

So a repeat of last year? Oregon marches down the field, and scores on most drives. Each time, Penix throws one pass, celebrates, and heads back to the bench

46XiJCAB

Sources said:

46XiJCAB said:

Oregon is going to torture uw on the ground this year. Penix will have a nice view from the bench.

So a repeat of last year? Oregon marches down the field, and scores on most drives. Each time, Penix throws one pass, celebrates, and heads back to the bench

2023 gonna be special!

2024 not so much.

Oregon by an easy 9.