Serious Question...

greenblood

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

Quietcowskee

rodmansrage

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem, they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.

RaceBannon

Get married on the day of the spring game

HuskyJW

If guys want to go to a football game for a bachelor party. There’s no way this is his first marriage.

BleachedAnusDawg

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

It's called a suite.

Sources

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

Is highly coveted the same as hot ticket?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

rodmansrage said:

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem, they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.

You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.

haie

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.

ntxduck

haie said:

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.

Yeah just buy a group of 6 and a group of 4. You’re grown adults, you don’t need to hold each other’s hands the entire trip like you’re a bachelorette party at the dierks Bentley bar in Nashville

GrundleStiltzkin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

rodmansrage said:

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem, they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.

You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.

carefulº

Miley_Cyrus

A bachelor party in Seattle? Lol

BleachedAnusDawg

Miley_Cyrus said:

A bachelor party in Seattle? Lol

Yeah, but they're probably from Eugene, so...

coronabruin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

rodmansrage said:

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

But 4 tickets together, find the cheapest 6 tickets you can find.

The four people sitting together have to get hammered as they can, puking would help as well.

Scream at other fans around you, they’ll leave (trust me on this). Also, try to push a fan in a wheelchair down some stairs, they probably didn’t stand for the anthem, they deserve it.

Get the six others to come sit with you when everyone else leaves.

hth.

You can either be patriotic or handicapped. Take your pick.

@puppylove_sugarsteel

coronabruin

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

That’s easy. Human centipede. One ticket.

greenblood

HuskyJW said:

If guys want to go to a football game for a bachelor party. There’s no way this is his first marriage.

It's his third LOL

greenblood

haie said:

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

It shouldn't be hard unless you're expecting good seats.

Also, why not just get a few sections of 2-4* clumps? It's not like Oregon didn't make UW fans do this last year. It's not a big deal unless you really need 10 guys jerking each other off at the same time.

Isn't that what we do here?

greenblood

Miley_Cyrus said:

A bachelor party in Seattle? Lol

It's not mine. My choice was Vegas

huskyhooligan

Other than the ribs n rickshaw special at the ram, just buy the highest seats you can find on the north side.

MelloDawg

greenblood said:

I'm in charge of my buddy's bachelor party in October, and a lot of the guys want to go the the UW/UO game. But there's like 10 people. How the fuck do you get 10 seats next to or even near each other in the open market for a highly coveted game like that?

Ask where his future husband is going and get ideas from them.

dannarc

Small groups are better, don't sit by yourself....