Let me get this straight

You can go to a public computer in the inner city. Send a perverted email from a bullshit account ... and the FBI can have you dead to fucking rights in days.

The fucking NSA knows every fucking web page I have ever jerked off to, and reads all my emails.

But ...

You work for the IRS and all your emails are stored only on your hard drive. And nobody can find a back up copy.

And

You can rat out the UW head coach and nobody can trace it back to you.

Fuck off.

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oregonblitzkrieg

Just sit back, relax, pop a cold one and know that the government 'watching' out for you.

GrundleStiltzkin

Just sit back, relax, pop a cold one and know that the government 'watching' out for you.

@NSA_Dawg‌ true?!??

allpurpleallgold

I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.

NSA_Dawg

Huh?

Swaye

I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.

When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.

PostGameOrangeSlices

I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.

This.

Since when did sexting with broads become a jail-able offense?

RoadDawg55

I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
This.

Since when did sexting with broads become a jail-able offense?

It was sarkasm.

PostGameOrangeSlices

I've got nothing to hide so I'm not worried about it.
This.

Since when did sexting with broads become a jail-able offense?
It was sarkasm.

I'm aware of that...

jesus fucking christ you've been dense lately.

CheersWestDawg

I don't hide my IP address or bounce shit off proxy servers in the Soviet Union.

I'm lazy and I don't care if Uncle Sam knows I troll for hooks and cocaine on the interwebs.

Fuck it.

allpurpleallgold

NSADawg up voting my post made my day.

Swaye

NSADawg up voting my post made my day.

Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.

PurpleJ

NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.

Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...

OZONE

I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.

When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.

You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.

Not that I would know.

TierbsHsotBoobs

NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.
Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...

http://www.lemonparty.org

Swaye

I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.

When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.

Not that I would know.

Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.

PurpleJ

NSADawg up voting my post made my day.
Him not upvoting mine hurt my feelings. I may take to twatter to express my angst soon.
Is NSA_Dawg registered on twitter? Asking for a friend...
http://www.bluewaffle.biz

FTFY

OZONE

I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.

When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.

Not that I would know.
Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.

No worries. Does anybody take the internet seriously?

Swaye

I've got everything to hide, so I bounce this off 8 proxy servers in former Soviet Republic countries, and trace back to an account in a dead man's name in the Virgin Islands all while posting from various hacked wifi connections in and around Fredericksburg that I access while driving an ice cream truck through low income neighborhoods.

When kids come up and ask me for ice cream, I throw dirt at them and laugh. Teehee.
You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just got a cheap, anonymous, prepaid phone with tethering options.

Not that I would know.
Just called you dumb in the white rhino thread. Luckily I don't take the internet too seriously. You are no longer dumb for providing this nugget of wisdom.
No worries. Does anybody take the internet seriously?

My sources are telling me CollegeDoog, HNMC, and LegionofSpooge may suffer from "the internet is srs business" disease.