Joetato orders door to door health evaluation for east Palestine

Blueduck

Good idea?

Discuss....

https://fox8.com/news/biden-orders-door-to-door-checks-in-east-palestine-after-train-derailment/

UWerentThereMan

Only feasible in THE Ukraine. Can’t afford that shot here.

RaceBannon

PGOS supports door to door checks on disloyal Ukrainians

So did Hitler

Blueduck

After the whole Convid 1984 thing, the CDC wouldnt be welcome at my door.

hardhat

Can't they just have a nurse breathe into everyone?

Bob_C

hardhat said:

Can't they just have a nurse breathe into everyone?

The door to door crew should probably work on their choreographed dance routines in advance.

PurpleThrobber

So there is or isn't malarkey in E. Palestine, OH?

Jill, where's my car???

Alexis

I'd make sure they understand that I tend to shoot at unannounced front door visitors occasionally.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Joetato

Not bad, Duck. Even if you're a sanctimonious douche

Blueduck

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Joetato

Not bad, Duck. Even if you're a sanctimonious douche

Why thank you! I have my moments..
That's gotta be the nicest thing you've called me to date.

Don't worry, I know that was hard for you and wont expect it regularly.

+1 for the effort!