Rough 12 months for short dudes who like to give blondes bananas(Long post)

Let's flash back to exactly a year ago shall we? A year ago UW was about to have their special season with Steve Sarkisian and finally shut us nega's up. Oregon was going to be hit hard with sanctions any day now it's finally going to happen so that should help Sark out and Kim will be right so he can gloat. He's spent 2 years on this story he can't wait to gloat to all the naysayers who knew all along he was fed bullshit. Plus UW was getting a brand new stadium and has Kim promised that means UW would have a top 10 recruiting class. He had his own show on the Husky flag ship station and had all the access to the program that he wanted. This site was still slow so he had nothing to fear.

Then little by little the small man's world started to crumble right in front of him. First of all the Oregon sanctions finally reached a conclusion. It was just a slap on the wrist if even that. Kim was wrong on this. Two plus years of build up finally blew up in his face. Many were gloating and he was banning people like he were Harvey Road after a New Mexico Bowl loss. With the Oregon sanctions blowing up in his face another thing happened. That is when this site started to take off and really started to pick up some steam.

With all that Kim was struggling but he still had his radio show on the flag ship station, still had Sark and more importantly to him he still had access. September comes and the Huskies are 4-0 and Kim is gloating like usual. Heading into the Oregon game UW is picked for game day which Kim tweets "Well this is it guys the moment that Washington football has officially arrived". After that blowout and the ASU blowout the Huskies were 4-3 and already eliminated from the Rose Bowl race. The 2013 special season that Kim had been talking about since 2011 wasn't going to happen. Sark was starting to finally get some heat on him so Kim was fearing that he'd lose his access. That is when he stooped to all-time lows even for him where a day before legendary coach Don James actually died Kim casually after blasting paying customers for being too critical of Sark he slips this line "Don James just died. The cancer has won" within same post he mentioned that Eklund's kid had the crud.

The season ends and UW finishes 8-4 and 5-4 in conference good for 6th place in the conference. The special season that Kim promised wasn't special at all. Then Kim's world really started to come crashing down as this site continued to rack up more and more hits.......Sarkisian left in the middle of the night to USC. Kim couldn't believe it as the rumors were Mora would be coach and he knew the HHB's had saved all the screenshots of him trashing on Mora that was his worst fear. He wanted Nussmeirer as Nuss would be inexperienced and was previously on Sark's staff so he'd still give Kim access. Then Kim got another hit to his pathetic ego the Huskies hired Chris Petersen who went 92-12 at Boise State. EVERYONE was happy with that hire but Kim. Why is that? Because he knew he wouldn't have access to the program, drinks with the coaches at Joey's, have off the record chats with coaches about useless shit that was most likely false anyways. In Petersen's presser the only question Kim asked was about access to the program.

That is when BiggusDickus(RIP) created northwestfucktards(actually he did in November) where he would screenshot all their idiotic posts. They were scrambling as their savior/hero Sark had left ship on them in the middle of the night leaving him with a coach with no access. UW didn't have that special season, didn't have that top 10 recruiting class he promised, Oregon didn't get the hammer and Sark proved the HHB's right by leaving to USC.

The only thing Kim could hang his hat on is that he has a show on the flagship station. Well that bubble officially burst today. With the Huskies moving back to Komo he no longer has a show on the flagship station. It's also a matter of time before he has no show at all. When you no longer have the Mariners, Seahawks or Huskies and you are a sports station in Seattle then you won't have a station for much longer.

12 months ago Kim thought he had everything. Now it appears the little man has nothing anymore. At least he still has that great real estate career? ;-)

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Tequilla

TL, DR

PostGameOrangeSlices

I forgot about "the cancer won" comment. Pretty sickening.

Jesus fucking christ, how oblivious can one individual be?

Tequilla

Should have added that he started censoring his site like he was North Korea.

[Deleted User]

TL;DR cliff notes.

A year ago Kim was on top of the world. Sark was going to shut us up and have a special season. New stadium so UW was going to get a top 10 recruiting class, he still had access. Oregon was going to get hammered!!!! This site wasn't doing shit.

Oregon has nothing, he's proven wrong. This site explodes.

Sark after starting off 4-0 falls to 1-3 in conference. He is so desperate he starts throwing Don James under the bus including "the cancer has won" a day before he actually died.

Sark leaves for USC. UW took 6th place so the year wasn't special. Kim was hoping for Nuss but lands Petersen. Everyone is happy but Kim as he is afraid he'll lose access. He no longer has access like he once did. We continue to laugh at his pathetic existence.

Today with KJR having no Huskies, Mariners or Seahawks it's inevitable their station will crumble. They'll start to cut back which means no more lemon party trio having their own show.

At least he has a "great" real estate career though.

[Deleted User]

Should have added that he started censoring his site like he was North Korea.

I did you must have missed this part "Many were gloating and he was banning people like he were Harvey Road after a New Mexico Bowl loss. "

oregonblitzkrieg

TL;DR cliff notes.

A year ago Kim was on top of the world. Sark was going to shut us up and have a special season. New stadium so UW was going to get a top 10 recruiting class, he still had access. Oregon was going to get hammered!!!! This site wasn't doing shit.

Oregon has nothing, he's proven wrong. This site explodes.

Sark after starting off 4-0 falls to 1-3 in conference. He is so desperate he starts throwing Don James under the bus including "the cancer has won" a day before he actually died.

Sark leaves for USC. UW took 6th place so the year wasn't special. Kim was hoping for Nuss but lands Petersen. Everyone is happy but Kim as he is afraid he'll lose access. He no longer has access like he once did. We continue to laugh at his pathetic existence.

Today with KJR having no Huskies, Mariners or Seahawks it's inevitable their station will crumble. They'll start to cut back which means no more lemon party trio having their own show.

At least he has a "great" real estate career though.

tl;dr

PurpleJ

There's always a career in sensitivity training for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3GvZjM4eL7k

Tequilla

What is wrong with people's sense of humor today? SMFH ... either that or I need to light myself on fire and jump off the Aurora Bridge for how shitty of a day it's been.

Kim's gone from "top of the world" to the outhouse in 12 months ...

He'll claim that it's the offseason and the world is slow, but he's got as a middle of the front page post from Ektard asking people whether or not they like 11 am kickoffs with the latest response dating back to yesterday. Here? Comments from yesterday are relegated to page 2 or page 3.

You really do have to wonder how much longer KJR is going to last in its current form. Clear Channel is really tight with their pennies since they are being run by Bain Capital ... and we all know that ROMNEY only cares about making a buck when they turn around and spin that back off to someone somewhere. If they need to close a money loser down (and it's hard to see KJR as a cash cow going forward with no ties to any local sports team and no major national media - which means almost impossible to get any guests on the air), it's only a matter of time before you go tits up.

The best part of the radio show by far is to get people to listen, they offer up the free beer that basically cannibalizes any reason for someone to pay $10.95 per month for ACCESS!!!

[Deleted User]

There's always a career in sensitivity training for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3GvZjM4eL7k

After I posted the cripple fight in another thread I started to watch this exact video right now.

It was funny at the time but hilarious now that I picture that guy being Kim.

PurpleJ

There's always a career in sensitivity training for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3GvZjM4eL7k
After I posted the cripple fight in another thread I started to watch this exact video right now.

It was funny at the time but hilarious now that I picture that guy being Kim.

RIP CartmanDawg‌

Tequilla

Should have added that he started censoring his site like he was North Korea.
I did you must have missed this part "Many were gloating and he was banning people like he were Harvey Road after a New Mexico Bowl loss. "

He definitely banned the people that he thought were going to cause him trouble ... in other words call him on his bullshit.

What I was alluding to was during the period where people on his site were being very critical of Sark and his future in the program, Kim Jong Vino started censoring messages that didn't fit his agenda.

At that point, why would he ban anybody? His subscriber base has to be deteriorating and he needed to keep as much of the $10.95 money in house as possible.

The number of long-term KJV supporters and friends that told me things in the last month or two I was around there was staggering.

[Deleted User]

Kim turning his site into North Korea is outside my 12 month window as he started doing that shit over 5 years ago if not 10 years ago.

Good post though up top about KJR I truly believe will go under. It's that like 1090 station. Does anyone listen? No. There is no point to listen to that station if you have no local affiliate or a national show feeding into your local fucks.

Their message board is dead like you said you want to see a post from yesterday? It's already on the second or third page. That's the problem when you kick out anyone capable of free thought.

It's the offseason so it's pretty fucking boring I get that, however we still have a shit load of topics on here every fucking day. I'd gladly take offseason pressing over the shitshow that they have.

MikeDamone

Thanks for putting "long post" in the title. It helped me out and saved me from reading such a long post.

[Deleted User]

Thank for putting "long post" in the title. It helped me out and saved me from reading such a long post.

I'm a classy poster and allow others to know what they are getting into.

MikeDamone

What is wrong with people's sense of humor today? SMFH ... either that or I need to light myself on fire and jump off the Aurora Bridge for how shitty of a day it's been.

Kim's gone from "top of the world" to the outhouse in 12 months ...

He'll claim that it's the offseason and the world is slow, but he's got as a middle of the front page post from Ektard asking people whether or not they like 11 am kickoffs with the latest response dating back to yesterday. Here? Comments from yesterday are relegated to page 2 or page 3.

You really do have to wonder how much longer KJR is going to last in its current form. Clear Channel is really tight with their pennies since they are being run by Bain Capital ... and we all know that ROMNEY only cares about making a buck when they turn around and spin that back off to someone somewhere. If they need to close a money loser down (and it's hard to see KJR as a cash cow going forward with no ties to any local sports team and no major national media - which means almost impossible to get any guests on the air), it's only a matter of time before you go tits up.

The best part of the radio show by far is to get people to listen, they offer up the free beer that basically cannibalizes any reason for someone to pay $10.95 per month for ACCESS!!!

Since when did you become the judge of senses of humor Mr. Take the Gloves off and Roll Low Tweaker?

MikeDamone

Thank for putting "long post" in the title. It helped me out and saved me from reading such a long post.
I'm a classy poster and allow others to know what they are getting into.

I know. Because if you start reading and get way into it, then realize it's a long post, you're screwed.

Tequilla

In hindsight easy to see that he was turning his site into North Korea well in the past. However, it was far more guerrilla warfare that was going on where it was a little more subtle.

At least in my case, I think it was an eye opener for many because at least KJV and Ektard were in full blown assault mode about breaking multiple "rules" that they had for conduct on the boards. I had more than my fair share of messages from people wondering why I wasn't fighting back and when I told them the reasoning, they couldn't believe it.

The other thing that is always highly amusing is his threat of using the Fox lawyers. If you make a post on yelp or whatnot reviewing a business and you say it sucks, there's nothing to that. It actually would be really interesting to see if there was an online feedback location where you could give a "review" of a website like doogman.

[Deleted User]

Thank for putting "long post" in the title. It helped me out and saved me from reading such a long post.
I'm a classy poster and allow others to know what they are getting into.
I know. Because if you start reading and get way into it, then realize it's a long post, you're screwed.

I've made that mistake with a Tequilla post or two. Although as @Swaye‌ pointed out those long posts make for great material to read while you are on the shitter. So I'm just providing some shitter material for you guys.

Gladstone

POTW

[Deleted User]

In hindsight easy to see that he was turning his site into North Korea well in the past. However, it was far more guerrilla warfare that was going on where it was a little more subtle.

At least in my case, I think it was an eye opener for many because at least KJV and Ektard were in full blown assault mode about breaking multiple "rules" that they had for conduct on the boards. I had more than my fair share of messages from people wondering why I wasn't fighting back and when I told them the reasoning, they couldn't believe it.

The other thing that is always highly amusing is his threat of using the Fox lawyers. If you make a post on yelp or whatnot reviewing a business and you say it sucks, there's nothing to that. It actually would be really interesting to see if there was an online feedback location where you could give a "review" of a website like doogman.

IDK when he ran Sven for simply making a "wewereafootballschool" the day Ty was hired that should have been a clue.

How about in January of 2009 when a paying customer like Damone he just runs for basically nothing. All for warning people to cool the jets on crowning the new head coach like they did with Ty and Gilby.

How about the great purge in May of 2010? Plenty of signs that weren't "hindsight" that Doogman was North Korea like long before he got around to you.