If I still lived in Seattle I'd have jumped off the Aurora Bridge years ago.
If I still lived in Seattle I'd have jumped off the Aurora Bridge years ago. If I lived in Oregon, I would've tied cinder blocks to my extremities and jumped into the Columbia/McKenzie river by now
Just so readers are clear, you're inviting them to the alley behind Joey's right?
Just so readers are clear, you're inviting them to the alley behind Joey's right? Little Jim's spread-eagle on a seedy mattress as we speak.
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If I still lived in Seattle I'd have jumped off the Aurora Bridge years ago. If I lived in Oregon, I would've tied cinder blocks to my extremities and jumped into the Columbia/McKenzie river by now *gurgle*