What I'm hearing...

MikeDamone

There are tornadoes in the Mid-West this year.....

Who knew?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Somebody should do some #newstips for the people that live in Tornado Alley.

ThomasFremont

MikeDamone said:

There are tornadoes in the Mid-West this year.....

Who knew?

Climate change confirmed.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Better devote an hour-long segment to covering this disaster!

sarktastic

MikeDamone said:

There are tornadoes in the Mid-West this year.....

Who knew?

For the Lowe's left standing, the lines afterward will be devastating, breaks will get missed and the overtime will just get out of hand.

HuskyJW

Did anybody pepper spray the tornado and tackle it?

CuntWaffle

I'm hearing it is because people don't burn enough wood chips.

DugtheDoog

CuntWaffle said:

I'm hearing it is because people don't burn enough wood chips.

I've heard that too, but it's actually because greedy Americans drive cars and don't offset their carbon footprint.

DeepSeaZ

Tornadoes hate whitey

PurpleJ

Remember to always keep your house stocked with enough food and water to last for 2 weeks. Practice a tornado drill at least once a year. Always know where you can take shelter, not only in your home, but you place of work and any other locations you may frequent. Stay away from glass, and do not venture outdoors for any reason. If you spot a tornado while driving, you can try to drive out of its path by taking a 90 degree angle. There is no way to guarantee safety during a tornado. You can only mitigate some of the risk. Rebuilding after the storm can take a long time, so you should stay away from downed power lines until they can be repaired. Remember to pack your patience!

doogsinparadise

Hope everyone posted Ts and Ps on facebook , I've heard that one post can feed three young children.

DerekJohnson

#TornadoAlleyStrong

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

PurpleJ said:

Remember to always keep your house stocked with enough food and water to last for 2 weeks. Practice a tornado drill at least once a year. Always know where you can take shelter, not only in your home, but you place of work and any other locations you may frequent. Stay away from glass, and do not venture outdoors for any reason. If you spot a tornado while driving, you can try to drive out of its path by taking a 90 degree angle. There is no way to guarantee safety during a tornado. You can only mitigate some of the risk. Rebuilding after the storm can take a long time, so you should stay away from downed power lines until they can be repaired. Remember to pack your patience!

This line always makes me ROFL.

sarktastic

DugtheDoog said:

CuntWaffle said:

I'm hearing it is because people don't burn enough wood chips.

I've heard that too, but it's actually because greedy Americans drive cars and don't offset their carbon footprint.

That's why I rent cars from Enterprise. They make it so easy to offset the carbon footprint of the car I rent. all I have to do is check a box on the rental form and pay a fee.