OFFICIAL Boko Haram vs Hezbollah game thread

TierbsHsotBoobs

These two countries are building their programs the right way. I hope they meet again in the championship game.

biak1

Who is Boko Haram? Does he/they poast here? Does he have HD? Race?

dnc

Boko Haram and Hezbollah in the same game abundance?

And you thought you wouldn't have anyone to root for in the World Cup.

MikeDamone

They need to beat Finland for the chamionship. Most people forget that.

biak1

Yeah but is it a ranked Finland?

PostGameOrangeSlices

dnc said:

Boko Haram and Hezbollah in the same game abundance?

They can kick around an IED while dodging the mines placed strategically on the field

ApostleofGrief

I'd take ISIS over Boko Haram

Swaye

ApostleofGrief said:

I'd take ISIS over Boko Haram

I was thinking of writing "ISIS gets the winner," and then you went and wrote this. Way to fuck up my shitty joke.

PostGameOrangeSlices

ApostleofGrief said:

I'd take ISIS over Boko Haram

ISIS and Boko Haram both make Hezbollah look like a non-profit charity

TierbsHsotBoobs

I would plant IEDs in front of both coaches at the midfield line at halftime.

oregonblitzkrieg

Random driveby shootings of the 2 teams' participants would make for a good post game celebration.

ApostleofGrief

What has Boko Harum done? Attacked a girls' school? The truth is I think ISIS is the most vile and evil group, which is saying a lot because they are mostly vile and evil. SO they would win this competition. Having said that, we need to wipe islamic extremists completely off the face of the earth.

dnc

ApostleofGrief said:

What has Boko Harum done? Attacked a girls' school? The truth is I think ISIS is the most vile and evil group, which is saying a lot because they are mostly vile and evil. SO they would win this competition. Having said that, we need to wipe islamic extremists completely off the face of the earth.

ybe

oregonblitzkrieg

ApostleofGrief said:

What has Boko Harum done? Attacked a girls' school? The truth is I think ISIS is the most vile and evil group, which is saying a lot because they are mostly vile and evil. SO they would win this competition. Having said that, we need to wipe islamic extremists completely off the face of the earth.

It's shocking there's actually a group out there that makes Al Qaida look like a bunch of boy scouts. I wouldn't be surprised in the end if we have to secretly ally with Al Qaida to destroy a greater evil.

dnc

oregonblitzkrieg said:

ApostleofGrief said:

What has Boko Harum done? Attacked a girls' school? The truth is I think ISIS is the most vile and evil group, which is saying a lot because they are mostly vile and evil. SO they would win this competition. Having said that, we need to wipe islamic extremists completely off the face of the earth.

It's shocking there's actually a group out there that makes Al Qaida look like a bunch of boy scouts. I wouldn't be surprised in the end if we have to secretly ally with Al Qaida to destroy a greater evil.

If only Al Qaida played Whoregon (lol)!

doogsinparadise

You're all forgetting Jabhat al-Nusra in the other side of the bracket.

TierbsHsotBoobs

It appears Boko Haram won this game after all:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Rest-of-World/Explosion-hits-World-Cup-viewing-area-in-northeast-Nigeria/articleshow/36736337.cms

PurpleJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It appears Boko Haram won this game after all:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Rest-of-World/Explosion-hits-World-Cup-viewing-area-in-northeast-Nigeria/articleshow/36736337.cms

Have you moved to Nigeria yet?

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It appears Boko Haram won this game after all:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Rest-of-World/Explosion-hits-World-Cup-viewing-area-in-northeast-Nigeria/articleshow/36736337.cms

Have you moved to Nigeria yet?

Still looking for the right Nigerian princess.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It appears Boko Haram won this game after all:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Rest-of-World/Explosion-hits-World-Cup-viewing-area-in-northeast-Nigeria/articleshow/36736337.cms

Have you moved to Nigeria yet?

Still looking for the right Nigerian princess.

I'm going all in for a Redskin Princess.

priapism

Sure they're underfunded, but I wouldn't count Boko Harum out just yet. They have got to be running out of virgins by now.