The two times Sark has faced Washington as a head coach...

He aged like a gallon of milk.

As I said in another thread, he can’t handle the pressure.

RaceBannon

GreenRiverGatorz

Let this be a lesson to the next fuckface who starts thinking they can leapfrog from WASHINGTON DAMMIT to a better job. Your wife will divorce you, you will end up in rehab, and only Kim Grinolds will defend you while the rest of America laughs at your sensitive man boob meltdown.

doogville

Truly mystifying that mighty Texas, with the resources to hire essentially any coach in America, surveyed the country and decided Sark was the dude to lead them back to glory.

Lol.

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175

“We didn’t kill ourselves, we just ran out of tim.”

SluggoRouteDawg

Jim Jones needed more tim

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175

That's gotta be some sort of copypasta, five reasons, inside joke from someone comparing Herman to Ogeron a few years ago. That list makes zero sense.

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175
That's gotta be some sort of copypasta, five reasons, inside joke from someone comparing Herman to Ogeron a few years ago. That list makes zero sense.

You had to be close to it to understand it.

YellowSnow

He aged like a gallon of milk.

Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities

creepycoug

He aged like a gallon of milk.

And from what I see in that second closeup, the days of that poser millennial frat-boy swoop of hair and gel are going to be behind him soon. It's not like he looks ridiculous with it now or anything.

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.

DerekJohnson

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.

I thought we scored 17

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.
I thought we scored 17

We did. Final score was 17-12.

LoneStarDawg

Bedroom_Russ

“We didn’t kill ourselves, we just ran out of tim.”

No trust issues here

He aged like a gallon of milk.
Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities

He’s Texas’ problem now.

He aged like a gallon of milk.
Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities
He’s Texas’ problem now.

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.
I thought we scored 17
We did. Final score was 17-12.

For some reason I had thought we got a safety when king laid that huge hit nm

BennyBeaver

Y’all would be pudgy rageaholics too if you couldn’t unwind with a bottle or two occasionally.

EsophagealFeces

“We didn’t kill ourselves, we just ran out of tim.”

I know it's early, but POTMFY

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He aged like a gallon of milk.

As I said in another thread, he can’t handle the pressure.

RaceBannon

GreenRiverGatorz

doogville

Truly mystifying that mighty Texas, with the resources to hire essentially any coach in America, surveyed the country and decided Sark was the dude to lead them back to glory.

Lol.

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175

“We didn’t kill ourselves, we just ran out of tim.”

SluggoRouteDawg

Jim Jones needed more tim

theknowledge

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175

That's gotta be some sort of copypasta, five reasons, inside joke from someone comparing Herman to Ogeron a few years ago. That list makes zero sense.

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1609615384029667333

https://twitter.com/wilburhookshand/status/1609616760033927175
That's gotta be some sort of copypasta, five reasons, inside joke from someone comparing Herman to Ogeron a few years ago. That list makes zero sense.

You had to be close to it to understand it.

YellowSnow

He aged like a gallon of milk.

Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities

creepycoug

He aged like a gallon of milk.

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.

DerekJohnson

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.

I thought we scored 17

This win was way more impressive than 2015.

2015 on a Thursday with no SC fans there Sark could have just ran it and beat us. We got around 3 picks and still scored 19 points.
I thought we scored 17

We did. Final score was 17-12.

LoneStarDawg

Bedroom_Russ

“We didn’t kill ourselves, we just ran out of tim.”

No trust issues here

He aged like a gallon of milk.
Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities

He’s Texas’ problem now.

He aged like a gallon of milk.
Sark has too many @coronabruin California leadership qualities
He’s Texas’ problem now.