I've now accumulated about 20 Cowboy readings of Pup rants

DerekJohnson

One of my favorites involves Pup claiming that only @puppylove_sugarsteel, @steelheader2, @yobates and @Fire_Marshall_Bill were supporting Petersen in 2016.

Holy fuckall!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Thanks Taft!

Fenderbender123

My favorite is the anal sex one. Which podcast episode can I find that?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I believe we were the only ones eligible for the higher discussion bored. RoadDawg55 was for a while but said the "wrong" thing.

DerekJohnson

Fenderbender123 said:

My favorite is the anal sex one. Which podcast episode can I find that?

Sometime in 2023. Its so graphic that I might put it at the end of the episode.

bananasnblondes

I honestly liked the Christmas episode readings by the British guy the best. Especially when he said "go back to dawgman" but pronounced "dawgman" like it was someone's last name

coronabruin

How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

DerekJohnson

coronabruin said:

How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

Can't we get back to talking Xs and Os?

coronabruin

DerekJohnson said:

coronabruin said:

How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

Can't we get back to talking Xs and Os?

xoxoxo rofl bff buddy 😘😘😘

HHBruh

Is and Is #GayBored

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I've got a few Pup rants (and nudes of an ex) on my old phone. I'm glad I kept it even though I think she fed me some bullshit about Bill needing a new phone to avoid the OBK 5G takeover.

chuck

That voice is perfect. I was hoping I had missed something and that was actually pumpy reading those for you. Still funny, but him reading his own rants in that voice would be worth whatever is above an Oscar.

Swaye

coronabruin said:

How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

Pumpys casual racism where "colored" just rolls (lulz) off the tongue never ceases to amuse me.

YellowSnow

Can we look into Costner in John Dutton voice to do the collected works of Pup?

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

Can we look into Costner in John Dutton voice to do the collected works of Pup?

Only Jimmy is available for HH's budget.

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

Can we look into Costner in John Dutton voice to do the collected works of Pup?

DerekJohnson

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

Can we look into Costner in John Dutton voice to do the collected works of Pup?

Only Jimmy is available for HH's budget.

TheHB

The coup de grace would be ...

chuck

TheHB said:

The coup de grace would be ...

He'd be great but sounds so decent. The voice used sounds kind of hateful and appropriate for pup material.