I wouldn’t pay a dollar if I was alive Steve Jobs.
You’re paying twice. 😂👍
And you couldn’t even get a job cleaning Steve’s bathrooms. Nice hypothetical though!
Paying twice to “Throw them off the sent.”
Freeloading because you’re broke 🤭 are your kids going to get any presents?? Happy to send another donation out tonight, just let me know.
Freeloading? I make this motherfucker burn baby.
Can’t hold himself together for ONE day after paying… for the second time.
No job, no donation for the only place he has purpose, no presents for his kids, one joke to tell. Fun guy to have around!
Haie 100% confirmed.
The only thing getting beat to death harder than this joke is your wife’s twat at Planet Fitness. 100% confirmed.
And your BF’s ass too. Don’t leave him out of this.
Heavy hitting stuff after sitting around brainstorming this for a day. Sad really. I’m sure our wife would appreciate a little more juice out of you next time, nothing new there
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Can’t hold himself together for ONE day after paying… for the second time.
Sorry my wife is hot and your staring at 20lbs of baby fat.
Every female that has a kid turns flabby and has baby fat.
Balance that equation 🤣
No way on earth you could attack a beautiful woman like me. She’s probably a 5, tops.
Give something for @chuck to look forward to.
I’m worried about you geezer.