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Why don't you take your tampon out and suck a bag of dicks. (View Post)

I'll never tire of remembering this: "They broke the Stanford/Oregon stranglehold on the conference by crushing both teams" (View Post)

I actually like this song. I remember dancing to it with a bunch of hot sorority girls back in the day down in Pioneer Square. (View Post)

No worries... that part was a joke. The principle idea was a recruiting board. (View Post)

And he wonders why fans aren't selling out the venue. (View Post)