100% true story: One night in Summer of 1991, Steve Emtman and I had drunkenly wandered away from the Dutchess, I don't remember what we'd left for, but we found ourselves in an alleyway and were try… (View Post)
Vulnerable moment here: I was surprised how emotionally vindicated I felt when we played and beat Oregon both times. I think in my head I conflate them with all that's evil, shallow, corrupt, fake, m… (View Post)
We're all going to brag about the countries we've visited now? If this is a fucking bumble date I'm gonna require a drink and a tongue in my ass. (View Post)