ramenduck

On paper this game is 49-10 Oregon. Alas, we will line up and smush our fat guys up against their fat guys, reach 3rd and 1 or 2 every single series, punt 10 times more than we should, and win 24-20. (View Post)

I'd do it just for the Capri-suns and orange slices afterwards. (View Post)

Maybe a late night session where his strength and conditioning coach force feeds the players gallons and gallons of water, even if it sends a few of them to the hospital. (View Post)

Fucking embarrassing. (View Post)

How does Nix throw the ball at his own toes and not get a flag while Herbert puts it within 7 yards of a back and gets one. (View Post)