doogsinparadise

Don't forget to tie your hair up when you're back slurping up that doogman dick, as if you could get it up even if you wanted. (View Post)

You're really pressing cabron, so have a break and take your partner for a walk on the beach. (View Post)

You tryna be Drake, but you're actually Meek. Sven could be a cunt, but at least it was entertaining. Be a SEC positivist for all I care, but going full negadawg in January is pretty lame. (View Post)

I like to say that one Dallas commit justifies spending all that time whiffing on the other Texas recruits, I do that. @Tequillafs (View Post)

Speaking of clock management, Pete fucked up the final rally by not trying to score faster with about 7-8 minutes remaining, which left them with only the onside. (View Post)