USMChawk

You know what blows more than RoadDawgs roommate? Godfather 3. (View Post)

The Marines teach that when outnumbered you need to violently take out the leader, quickly and mercilessly. And by violently, I mean eye gouging, ripping off ears, crushing throats, etc. Ideally, the… (View Post)

You’re wrong. The thing about being 50+ is you still think you’re 30 (though the mirror disagrees), so our standards remain high. We still look at all the young pretty girls but we’ve already smashed… (View Post)

Wood, but I wouldn’t tell anyone. (View Post)

I’m 20% the man you are. That’s still more man than Mello. (View Post)