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5 I think (View Post)

To prove its just jokes I've never let him anywhere near the oven. That would be wrong. K. Hell. Going. (View Post)

My folks have a dachshund -- a gift from me as my mom is from Germany. Instead of high fiving I taught Schnitzel to seig heil. Is that ray-cist? (View Post)

I like crowd shots so I can shop for my next hoodie. #gayerthanDDY (View Post)

The cat is limping. The mailbox is smoking a cigarette. It's nice to be able to nitpick instead of looking longingly at my hydra shocks in the gun cabinet. (View Post)