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Happy to take any and all calls as the Hardcore Ambassador. Consider my double wide as your embassy to embarking on the path to enlightenment. Please be patient, as with one arm its difficult for me … (View Post)

Moscow Mule. A cross dresser. It's my bday. (View Post)

What's your warm up routine? (View Post)

Can you hook me up? It has to fit into my lifestyle of taking the coonhound for perspective walks, jacking off whenever the mood hits me (I just binge watched all 5 seasons of Friday Night Lights and… (View Post)

This just in. Someone who listened to the defunct Derek and Koopdog podcasts just PMed me on twatters and told me I was wrong about Jen. (View Post)