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who on the fuck is the color commentator. I’m pretty sure he tried to sell me a copier a couple of decades ago. (View Post)

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover since you've received a promotion, do you need someone to assume the all important "Thanks Taft" role while Stalin fights for his very future? (View Post)

I hear the grease they are using this year is midnight cock oil. (View Post)

No-worries Derek. If you do get bad news I set up the USC game as a make-a-wish trip. I got it covered! (View Post)

There’s a man with a gun over here. If he suck starts it it will be clear…. (View Post)