Every new bored has to be christened with 5 reasons. It's the equivalent of landing in America and not giving the natives STDs, amirite @Swaye? (View Post)
He could work as an anti-recruiting service. Schools could pay him to say that recruits aren't going to their respective institutions, virtually assuring commitments for them. It would work at least … (View Post)
I was so depressed, I chugged a gallon of bleach after looking at your spreadsheets last night. After puking for 17 hours straight, I can say that I have survived, and lost 23lbs to boot. Thanks! (View Post)