FYI a teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories. Adjust accordingly to hit the 2500 target. Maybe forgo the lard and tallow if you're seeing a few clients Doogie. (View Post)
Clearly you did not take the Dinosaurs class. The raptor could rub it's cloaca against Hondo's butthole and cause a serious friction burn but it couldn't penetrate and perforate his colon. It could b… (View Post)