Eli > Russ. Simply because Eli's HOF speech would be fucking hilarious. And Russ' would be nonsense and cliche. Eli would have Peyton introduce him. Russ would have to pay someone. (View Post)
Just the other day the Throbber was ranting about the US pissing away riches and ignoring infrastructure. You say you'll change the constitution Well, you know We'd all love to change your head You t… (View Post)