"You're going to have to wash the cars, pick up dog shit in the yard daily and give up your phone for the next six months before you get to take the car out again, Junior". (View Post)
Zelensky watched too many 80's movies where the nerd confronts the star QB and comes away with the hot chick. In real life, that's not how it works. The dork gets stuffed in a garbage can. (View Post)