PurpleJ

Literal shithole. It takes a lot to make a guy from Tacoma uncomfortable. Walked into the hotel lobby and some drunk vagrant was harassing them for a free night. It was his birthday! Had to avoid the… (View Post)

I was tempted to vote for Montana, but alas, Cali has beaches, deserts, mountains and everything in between. Plus, they seem to be leading the way. P.S. stayed the night in Bakersfield on my recent c… (View Post)

I would have humped his wife's leg in his line of sight while he putted to assert my DOMINANCE, then yelled FOUR when he drove to let him know what's gonna happen next year. PANT! (View Post)

I would have barked and HOWLED at him until he felt uncomfortable and left. Then I would have GROWLED and said "that's right BITCH." (View Post)

@Pitchfork51 would have been stoked brah (View Post)