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I actually didn't know people liked soundgarden all that much. Just an average band. (View Post)

Today I went to urgent care and learned I have athletes foot in my armpit. Due to being allergic to my new deodorant which apparently messed up my pH levels. Idk I asked out the PA who treated me. Ha… (View Post)

Just banged that teacher again to an 80s remix and found out that Eric Prydz "Call on me" song is "Valerie" by Steve winwood I'm mind blown. And no no pics (View Post)

Unfortunately for PAC the answer is california love but I always think of that as a dre song. Beastie boys is better. (View Post)

Me and my roommate were the head coaches for Delta gamma for our philanthropy and we ended up kicking everyone's ass and winning the ship. We each banged 3 freshmen and all the seniors got laid at th… (View Post)