Pitchfork51

I banged my coworker last year in Boulder while her husband was deployed in iraq. Yes I'm a shitty person. He's actually super cool which makes it worse. (View Post)

If you want to feel less miserable just hit up the local PTs and look for a slutty blonde nurse named Amber. Tell her I say hi unless she's pregnant. (View Post)

You're welcome. I'm a bit confused at the fact people thought those were real pics. What kind of faggy dude is out snapping photos when with girls? It's bad enough to be stuck taking the picture of t… (View Post)

I wonder if Chin knows that the only impact he will ever have at uw is for a bunch of internet message board faggots to use his name as a goofy joke (View Post)

I totally got fleeced by a pro in Vegas. Fuck. I did bone 2 of them. But they have my I'D and Wallert (View Post)