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7. Because the Seattle Times hasn't won a Pulitzer in awhile. (View Post)

4. Because the media would be so insufferable next year that Peterman would probably choke a bitch (View Post)

5. Because Scout.com is in Chapter 11, and could there be a more appropriate time for Doogman to burn the fuck down than during an Natty Offseason? (View Post)

6. Because the Cuog is really mad at Jimmy Lake. For real, this time. (View Post)

3. Because @UODuckGirl won't be able to ban my twitter handles fast enough... (View Post)