LoneStarDawg

First time I’ve seen UW anything for sale in Texas. Obviously I needed to shit on the Texas section. (View Post)

“You know how I got these beads? COOL FUCKING CITY!” (View Post)

I have normal conversations that draw the attention of the flight attendant all the time (View Post)

Can verify, every tshirt fan in the central time zone is already sipping champagne (View Post)

Singing along with Rantz and the boys to bow down to Washington in the theater yesterday and I’m greased up as fuck (View Post)