JetFuelSteelBeams

As someone who has fucked on that campus in the distant past... I can say this program needs a collective penicillin drip stat. (View Post)

Things went south for me when I got escorted out of the stadium early 4th quarter. I normally keep it together but this guy in full Detroit Tigers gear got my goat and said the exact wrong thing to m… (View Post)

Canceled flights back from nola. Renting a car and driving to houston on Sunday probably. No game tickets, accomodations, or flights back booked yet. It'll work itself out. Not missing this shit. (View Post)

He's pretty good but every UT fan near me this whole trip will hear my entire opinion about 'Failure to Launch' and how he managed to establish zero believable chemistry in a 2006 romcom when those w… (View Post)

Horrible tickets but, I'll be there. Already prepared with a detailed list of Matthew McConaughey's worst performances to talk about obnoxiously. (View Post)