HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear HIE, I don’t know how to break this to you gently, so I’ll be blunt: your online friends are most likely apart of some pedophile ring. Unless you want to be some prisoner’s bitch over in Walla W… (View Post)

Dear Mr. Johnson, No. Your team is royally fucked. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that. I suggest finding another team (preferably in the South, where they actually take college … (View Post)

Dear TKOTCTC, While this woman you described sounds incredible, I doubt you’d continue to feel so enamored with the barrel of her Glock 19 9mm handgun pressed up against your dick. Give her some spac… (View Post)

Dear PSTNRWASEIOIYKWIM, Certain things should not be discussed openly: religion, politics, income, and one’s sex life. Your lack of discretion has probably made your wife shy away from suggesting you… (View Post)

Dear CAN, You might want to consider taking a position at Costco, where the cans of corn are much bigger and will no longer remind you of your cylindrical shaped member. Be warned though, you might s… (View Post)