HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear Mr. Waffle, If you do not know the name of the person you just assaulted, good manners dictate that you introduce yourself. The other party will need that information when filing their police re… (View Post)

Dear Mr. Cohen, By “tossing the salad” I presume you are referring to the oral sex act of anilingus, and not the literal preparation of lettuce leaves for a meal. While you can also give a rim job to… (View Post)

Dear LFN, As every Kindergarten student will tell you, it’s best to share. Yes, leave some nachos for the customers. Every night after you come home from the buffet, leave negative reviews on the est… (View Post)

Dear Issaquahdawg, Before you ask anyone to leave, remind the troll they should clean things up. Often parents or other family members can see what people post. Give them ample warnings. If that does… (View Post)

Dear Octavian, I like your style. You’re far more entertaining than these other mouth breathers that write to me. However, you might want to consider taking up your grievances on the Half Brain Histo… (View Post)