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I love my G-Shock. I can swim in it, bang it on literally anything, get my kids’ food, puke, shit, and piss on it, and I don’t have to care because I got it on Prime Day 3 years ago for $60. (View Post)

@PostGameOrangeSlices I think you’re underestimating how shitty Northwestern is. Then again, maybe I’m underestimating how shitty the rest of the B1G is. EWIWBI. (View Post)

Flexing on the poors with the Rolex. Respect, chief. (View Post)

Rutgers beat up on retards and then ran for 2.3 yards per carry against VaTech. I’m not impressed with your “Heisman candidate” RB. (View Post)

So much homoeroticism in the college football world this season. I’m here for it. (View Post)