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I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it. (View Post)

Unbreakable retard is the technical term, I believe. (View Post)

Best. Class. Ever. (View Post)

He’s on a strict diet and workout regiment already. (View Post)

Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to … (View Post)