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She thinks she may not be done yet, and I want to get the snip during the masters in April. We’ll see who wins. I’m 40, she’s almost 38, so the clock is ticking. (View Post)

She’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, bu… (View Post)

I thought this thread was going to be about buttholes (View Post)

This is why Lil Shit only chugs the finest titty milk. He’s taking down 7oz a shot and he’s not even 3mo yet. He’s got a long torso and long arms. He’s got LT written all over him. Look for him in th… (View Post)

Easily the worst designed schedule I’ve ever seen. (View Post)