DoogieMcDoogerson

I wanna see Asa Turner lead the team out with ultimate warrior facepaint and streamers on his biceps. It's the key to the gayme. (View Post)

I'd take the pitchforks with that spread. How they didn't manage to score against a Pat Hill Tuff Fresno team is a mystery. (View Post)

I just attended a trade show with work colleagues in Vegas. 3 of us all came back with Covid. One subtle difference, though. 2 of us didn't get the booster. (I stopped that nonsense). The 3rd did. We… (View Post)

Why the fuck did the band agree to play a joint performance with the duck band? Our band has sucked for many year. It's something that needs a radical change. (View Post)

#FAKE NEWS. Went to the bathroom after the halftime crowd thinned out and multiple dudes were throwing up in the stalls. Mrs. Doogerson and @Rapeculturedawg had about 15 Jello Shots apiece and a coup… (View Post)