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You’re a good husband. 🙂 (View Post)

If the universe is just, he dutifully went to the stupid office party, but is having amazing post-victory coitus in the supply closet with the Mrs. (View Post)

How much would it cost to close the Duck Refuge all together? They’re bad for our brand. I will hold a bake sale to raise the funds. Whatever it takes. Our? Quokka fans are welcome to stay, but they … (View Post)

Who am I kidding…I was an absolute wreck. So happy and relieved. (Yes, this deserves its own thread. Fuck off.) (View Post)

And Mike…DON’T call me! 🚫☎️😠 (View Post)