DoogCourics

I won't be on here giving hot takes all game as I'll be leaving here shortly to get fucking hammered and have advised my wife to keep my phone from me. I'd like to just enjoy being shitfaced and havi… (View Post)

I’m not normally one to go all DDY, but I wish you would take your fucking pencil dick and shove it in an electric sharpener. (View Post)

This kid has it made! Dad works for Delta so he gets free airfare. He's already hit Utah, Cal, Colorado, USC, UCLA, Vandy, and is at Duke today. He says UW, UO, and ND are next in line. Had planned t… (View Post)

I basically turned into Dennis on a Pod while Coker is going on a rant while I read this. I just kept saying, yes, yes, oh god yes, yes, yes, preach, yes, yes. Pretty sure my wife thought I was BRB, … (View Post)

The spelling of his first name tells me I like him without looking at the hudl. (View Post)