Dennis_DeYoung

Creep got zapped here. This is like a career ender. If you get called a white trash loser by StrongArm and then there's straight aces on the bottom, you're going to want to reconsider your approach t… (View Post)

I walked out on solo because I was live tweeting it and the first 15 minutes are garbage. Some fag told me I couldn’t have my phone on and I was like... wait... What is this? Fucking Guy Savoy? This … (View Post)

If Oregon can’t beat Auburn it’s a bad sign. Puyallup might beat them, but Auburn hasn’t been good since Alphonse Taylor left. (View Post)

We will never get another black person. (View Post)

When I think about Star Wars too much I start to feel like R. Kelly in his Gayle King interview. I GAVE Y'ALL 30 YEARS OF MY LIFE AND YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME. In my grad school friend group, we lite… (View Post)