DeepPurple

Fuck man, sounds like you have it good. Neither of my two ex wives give me blow jobs. But then again, I was able to keep the house through both divorces. (View Post)

Any good coach can have a down year, but look at the total record including the up years... Pete has 2 BCS trophies. Sark's best record so far is the same as Pete's worst year. (View Post)

I've urinated off of a hotel balcony before (In Scottsdale)... what the fuck is the big deal? (View Post)

What about those mud flaps with drawings of busty chics on them? (View Post)

I just got banned from the USC board for asking if they'd be looking for a new HC. They seem sensitive. (View Post)