She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness… (View Post)
Why delay drinking until you get to work? If there are concerned family members at home, and they know your hiding spots, just yank the windshield washer tubes off the wipers and shove the tubes unde… (View Post)